01Free download
Stop guessing how country life works.
“I don’t want to be the townie who upsets the neighbours and gets it all wrong.”
The Townie’s Guide to Country Life is a plain-English starter guide to how country life works, so you stop guessing. It’s free, and it’s the first thing we send you.
Joining also starts the free 5-week ACORN Welcome: one short email a week, one for each letter of ACORN. And you’ll get the invitation to our monthly live Q&A call (30 places each month).
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What lands in your inbox
- First
The Townie’s Guide to Country Life, with your First-Week Country Manners Checklist: one page on gates, dogs near livestock, passing horses and mud on the road.
- Then, weekly
The free ACORN Welcome. One short email a week, each with a YouTube interview, taking you from “where do I start?” to feeling settled.
- Each month
An invitation to the live Ask the Bumpkin Q&A call. Online, one hour, 30 places. Subscribers hear first.
The five weeks, one letter each
- Week 1Ask
- Week 2Countryfolk
- Week 3Observe
- Week 4Respect
- Week 5Neighbour
02Our promise
It’s free, and it stays free. You can unsubscribe with one click, any time. Your email is never sold or shared. And we’ll always be honest: if we don’t know an answer, we’ll say so and find someone who does.